Permainan Badut...
Wednesday, June 3, 2009
Budak2 sekarang ini... x tahulah mcm mana boleh terpikir nak main benda yang bukan2....
Permainan badut...
2. minta dia tunjukkan hidung dia....
3. Gunakan jari telunjuk dan jari hantu anda...
4. Tarik hidungnya sepuas2...
5. kalau nak betul2 merah... tarik lama sikit....
6. Lagi best.. tarik sama2

Hidung menjadi merah mcm badut.... Entahla.. cita2 diaorg nak jadi badut kot... parent diaorg x marah pula bila balik hidung jadi merah (sebab member yang buat... x pela)... Cuba kalau hidung tu merah sebab cikgu yang tarik... habis... Mampus cikgu... Kena report polis... parents hantar surat ke Pejabat Pelajaran Daerah (ppd), Jabatan Pelajaran Selangor (JPS), dan Kementerian Pelajaran Malaysia (KPM)... Silap2 bapa datang sekolah lempang cikgu... Mak datang tarik rambut cikgu... Siap maki hamun.... What is happening is this education world.... Posted in My sCHoOl ( as a tEaChEr) by Sathes Kumar | 5 comments
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Aduiii... budak ini...
" Jom cikgu hantar"
Satu ayat yang mungkin silap kot... Nak tahu kenapa...
Sebelum sathes, ada cikgu lain nampak budak tu, sebab kesian, cikgu tu belikan dia roti krim... pastu cikgu tu blah la...
Pas budak ini naik keta sathes, sathes tanya... "mana rumah awak".... ditunjuk kiri, pastu kanan, pastu kiri balik... alamak mampus... budak ini x tahu jln balik... padahal kampung ini bukan besar sgt pun....
Pas pikir sekejap, budak tu tunjuk jalan ke kanan... tgh otw ke umahnya... sathes sentiasa tanya,, mana umah awak... diam jer... apehal ngan budak ini.... rupa2nya... dia tgh fokus ngan roti yang tgh dimakannya... adui... dari sekolah samapi umah dia... x hilang tumpuan dari roti dia.... pening2... nasib baik la sampai juga umah dia....
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Bini @ Isteri @ Wife @ Org Rumah
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
Dulu, Sekarang dan Masa Depan
suami@boss... takut benar dengan suami... suami la segala2nya.. pendapat dan kata2 suami x berani nak lawan... kalau melawan penyepak kena kat punggung, pelempang kat muka
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Becareful Guyz
1. If u think a girl is beautiful, she'll always have a boyfriend to confirm that
2. the nicer she is...the quicker u will be dumped!!!!!
3. The more the makeup, worse the looks...
4. "99% of the girls in this world are beautiful. Remaining 1% would always be in your company."............ .....100% true
5. The guy standing next to a beautiful girl can never be her brother.
6. If by any chance the girl you like , likes you too, she will let you know in about 10 years from now ,when you are committed..
7. The more you ignore a girl, the more she'll want to be friends with you.
8. Theory of relativity.. ....
The more u run towards a hot chick....the more she goes away from u...
9. Rule 1: Even if you got her out alone... just when you are about to let her know about your feelings...she will spot a long lost friend( I guess from Kumbh ka Mela)
Corollary to rule 1: The more desperate you are to tell your feelings to a girl on a private chat, the more probability the long lost friend she discovered is a handsome superman, who beats you in everything 9:1
Axiom 1: The more dedicated you are to the girl, the longer it takes before things work out, but ultimately it will (somesmile for the guys)
10. the day the chick you really like comes and speaks to you will be the day when-
1. You are dressed badly
2. You forgot to brush your teeth for the first time in your life
3.Have a bad hair day
11. all the good girls are either nuns or married .the rest go around with u and ruin ur money,health and leave u a total wreck.
12. the more seriously u like a girl...the more seriously her dad will hate u
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Snooker...
game ini, perlu fokus yang tinggi....
badan perlu ditundukkan serendah yang boleh untuk melihat sudut pukulan, kalau bdn tinggi dari bola mungkin tersasar jauh.
chalk/kapur perlu digunakan pada hujung kayu...
Kalau nak lawan ngan aku... anytime.... jom snooker
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Tagged From Padlah
Monday, June 1, 2009
1. Besides your lips, where is the favorite spot to get kissed?
Chin
2. How did you feel when you woke up this morning?
Sleepy.. Nak tido lagi
3. Who was the last person/people you took a photo with?
Lan Botak (masa memancing)
4. Would you considered yourself spoiled?
maybe
5. Will you ever donate blood?
Yes.....
6. Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
nop.... only normal friendsssssss... never been so best....
7. Do you want someone to be dead?
iam not tat cruel.....
8. What does your last text message say?
jom snooker....
9. What are you thinking right now?
finish this tag as a.s.a.p10. Do you want someone to be with you right now?
yes.....
11. What was the time you went to bed last night?
3.ooam
12. Where did you buy the tee you are wearing now?
my wife
13. Is someone on your mind right now?
No
14. Who was the last person to text you?
rajeman
TEN lucky People to do this quiz:
1. Shima_ku
2 Lan Botak
3 Uthaya Shankar
4 zawalajam
5Ghazali Lateh
6cikgu Liza PP
7 Papa Itam
8 Cendawan Itam
9 Teen Girl
10 zam3585
15. Who is no. 2 having relationship with?
His wife of course
16. Is no. 3 a male or a female?
17. If no. 1 and no.7 get together, would it be good?
Maybe kawan2 boleh kot
18. What is no.1 studying about?
Entah.... i donnno... shima_ku ko belajar apa yer???
19. When was the last time you chatted with them (5 & 10)?
5-3 weeks 10-4 weeeks
20. Is no. 4 single?
Maybe
21. Say something about no. 2.
One of my best friend.... Rakan sejawat.... kawan baik kat sek... suka memancing... periang... pelawak... byk cite lawak.... bapa yang penyayang.... ada kereta perdana dan satria...
22. What do you think of no. 3 and no. 6 being together?
Wah...... x nice
23. Describe no.9.
My student...
24. What will you do if no. 6 and no. 7 fight?
Settlekan
25. Do you like no. 8?
x lah... bini org tu./...
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Antivirus
Looking for some software to keep your PC from malicious virus attack? You could either buy popular virus protection software or pay annual subscriptions. But before you do that, you might want to try their free counterparts. Lot of times, you don't get what you pay for. So why not try the free ones first and most of the time, they work just as well as the costly ones. Here's a list of best and free anti virus softwares.
avast! 4 Home Edition www.avast.com
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AVG Anti-Virus Free Edition http://free.grisoft.com
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Avira AntiVir Personal Edition Classic www.free-av.com
Great detection rate and low memory usage. Free real time protection. Rootkit detection. AntiVir can scan the system on schedule or on demand.
NanoScan www.nanoscan.com
NanoScan can quickly scan the operating system and tell you if your PC is infected or not. It analyzes all processes on your PC and detect thousands of viruses, spyware, Trojan or other threats that could be dangerous to your PC.
ThreatFire AntiVirus www.threatfire.com
ThreatFire antivirus runs alongside other security software against viruses, rootkits, buffer owverflows, and malware. Compared to its counterparts, It detects the viruses by their behavior, not by the virus definition signatures. So working with other virus protection software, it provides extra layer of protection and is very accurate.
Trend Micro HouseCall http://housecall.trendmicro.com
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Asal Usul Olahraga
Olahraga merupakan acara sukan asli pertama yang diadakan dalam Sukan Olimpik pada tahun 776 SM. Ketika itu, olahraga hanya meliputi acara "lumba trek stadium" atau stade.
Semasa era klasik Eropah, terdapat beberapa pertandingan sukan yang telah diklasifikasikan dalam sukan olahraga seperti berikut:-
- Sukan Panhellenic
- Sukan Pythian (diasaskan pada 527 SM) di Delphi yang diadakan setiap 4 tahun
- Sukan Nemean (diasaskan pada 516 SM) di Argolid yang diadakan setiap 2 tahun
- Sukan Isthmian (diasaskan pada 523 SM) di Corinth Isthmus setiap 2 tahun
- Sukan Rom - acara olahraga khusus kepada lumba kaki, melontar, lumba kuda, bergusti dan pertempuran gladiator.
Bangsa Celt, Teuton dan Goths yang berjaya menerajui empayar Rom juga meminati sukan olahraga. Namun begitu, ini kerap dikaitkan dengan latihan pertempuran dan tidak dikelolakan dengan baik.
Pada pertengahan abad ke-19, satu organisasi formai pertandingan olahraga ditubuhkan. Ini termasuk kerjasama antara pertubuhan sukan dan sekolah. Kolej Tentera Diraja Sandhurst membuat pertikaian bahawa mereka merupakan kolej pertama yang menubuhkan organisasi olahraga pada 1812 dan 1825 tanpa sebarang bukti . Namun begitu, mesyuarat pertama organisasi olahraga yang dicatat diadakan di Shrewsbury, Shropshire pada tahun 1840 oleh Sekolah Diraja Shrewbury Hunt. Sehingga kini, tiada sebarang bukti yang kukuh yang dapat menyatakan tentang penubuhan organisasi formal olahraga.
Olahraga mula disertakan dalam pertandingan Olimpik pertama pada tahun 1896 dan masih diteruskan sehingga kini. Wanita hanya dibenarkan untuk menyertai acara trek dan padang pada tahun 1928.
Sejak itu, beberapa pertubuhan atau organisasi olahraga telah ditubuhakan dengan giat di Amerika Syarikat. Ini termasuk International Association of Athletics Federations, Amateur Athletic Union dan USA Track & Field.
Rujukan Wikipedia
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