Gigit Hidung Sendiri...
Sunday, June 28, 2009
Leh tak korang gigit hidung korang sendiri....
Mamat ini buktikan everything is easy in this world.....
Mamat ini buktikan everything is easy in this world.....
Other usage of Laptops
Friday, June 26, 2009
- Laptop Chair :
- Laptops Breaking Walnuts :
- Laptops as Table Tennis Racket :
- Laptops as Face Protector :
- Laptops as Direction Board :
- Laptops as Kung Fu Tool :
- Laptops to flee flies :
- Laptops as Mouse Trappers :
- Laptops to Punish Boyfriends :
- Laptops as Pillows :
. - Laptops as Reading Lamps :
- Laptops as Compass :
- Laptops as BroomStick :
- Laptops as Fry Pan :
- Laptops as Hair Blower :
Denda Budak
Thursday, June 25, 2009
2 hari lepas kursus kat salah sebuah sekolah di daerah_____
Tengah nak gi tandas terjumpa budak2 tengah berdiri kat tengah panas....
Bila ditanya, didenda oleh cikgu sebab bising, x buat kerja rumah... but x sampai 2 minit cikgu tu dah suruh budaknya masuk kelas..
kira 2 minit jer la denda diorg tu...
Cikgu saja nak gertak budak tu...
Tengah nak gi tandas terjumpa budak2 tengah berdiri kat tengah panas....
Bila ditanya, didenda oleh cikgu sebab bising, x buat kerja rumah... but x sampai 2 minit cikgu tu dah suruh budaknya masuk kelas..
kira 2 minit jer la denda diorg tu...
Cikgu saja nak gertak budak tu...
Apa pendapat korang...
wajar x tindakan cikgu tu????
Teh 3 Rasa
Monday, June 22, 2009
(gmbr sekadar hiasan... model tuk gmbr ini terpaksa dirahsiakan...)Pada yang belum cuba, cepat sebelum terlambat...
serbu kedai mamak berhampiran rumah anda...
serbu kedai mamak berhampiran rumah anda...
Teh 3 rasa
teh + susu + gula melaka....
Ermm.... Sodap.....
Ermm.... Sodap.....
Baby of 80's
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Signs to show that you are an 80-s baby:
we grew up watching Transformers,
Thundercats, Woody Woodpecker,
Chipmunks, Mickey Mouse, Jem, Mask,
Ninja Turtles, Voltron, Baja Hitam,
Ultraman n not forgettin POWER RANGERS
n BUGS BUNNY!!!
had to brush our teeths during recess
at primary school? had to hold plastic
cups, line up with your classmates side
by side and start brushing our teeths
at some open area... or maybe near some
drain??
do you still remember that we had
'dentist' rooms where we had to have
our
teeths check?
not to forget our 'program minum susu'
in primary school.. everybody is
suppose
to buy like cartons of milk that
costed 30 cents each.. and you would
see
everyone drinking it everyday...
its d
UHT milk...
the teachers who would want to punish
us must use yellow rulers to hit us on
our palms?? 1 metre length..
that a bowl of mihun soup or some soup
only costed 50 cents at the school
canteen...
went to some sundry shop near the
school or to the 'roti' man waiting
outside our schools so that we can buy
junk food like chickedees, mamee, ding
dang with some toys in it, 'Ti Kam',
ice-cream and we would play games like
monopoly, uno, old maid, and all other
card games like that...
another fun time would be during
Pendidikan Jasmani. the boys would
play football while the girls would
play netball... and it would be like we
were playing in the world cup...
but of course. the best would be main
guli, batu seremban, bottlecaps, ice-
cream sticks, 'Pepsi Cola one-two-
three', Cops and Robbers, main aci
duduk,getah... and for the not so
active, those kind of 'book games'
where
we would use buku latihan to draw and
ask our friends to play... and also dot
(titik) where its like conquering the
other party's dots? we use brains too
rite :D
do you remember the popsicles (ice-
cream tubes) which are actually ice and
colouring that are sold for 10 to 20
cents.. the colourful ones.. where you
usually bite off the top to glup it
down.orange tastes b best..
what about days when we felt like doing
naughty things such as folding papers
so small to make 'lastik' amd shoot
each other... how about throwing
chalks??
back then, micheal jackson was just
turning white.. and still had albums
coming out.. compared to CD's, we were
listening to casette tapes that sold
for RM9.90...
in computer class, we were still using
black and white computer moniters..
played 'Atari'... maybe SEGA or
NINTENDO...
well, are we all getting older or what?
1) if you understand what you have read
and you are smiling...
2) we have friends from school that are
already married...
3) we shake our heads everytime we
see high school students fussing about
their handphones in school..
4) we don't hang on phone with our
friends for hours a day talking about
nothing...
5) when we meet back with our friends
from time to time, we feel excited and
happy talking about old times, the
funny 'adventures' or stories that we
experienced as a kid..
6) last but not least, that when you
read this, you would think of all the
happy & sad memories that you have
experienced when you were still a kid
and would think of forwarding this to
your old friends that you have known
since forever... i'm sure they would
have a huge smile on their face after
reading this.....
7) im pretty sure we all miss our
school life
we're all getting old ;P
we grew up watching Transformers,
Thundercats, Woody Woodpecker,
Chipmunks, Mickey Mouse, Jem, Mask,
Ninja Turtles, Voltron, Baja Hitam,
Ultraman n not forgettin POWER RANGERS
n BUGS BUNNY!!!
had to brush our teeths during recess
at primary school? had to hold plastic
cups, line up with your classmates side
by side and start brushing our teeths
at some open area... or maybe near some
drain??
do you still remember that we had
'dentist' rooms where we had to have
our
teeths check?
not to forget our 'program minum susu'
in primary school.. everybody is
suppose
to buy like cartons of milk that
costed 30 cents each.. and you would
see
everyone drinking it everyday...
its d
UHT milk...
the teachers who would want to punish
us must use yellow rulers to hit us on
our palms?? 1 metre length..
that a bowl of mihun soup or some soup
only costed 50 cents at the school
canteen...
went to some sundry shop near the
school or to the 'roti' man waiting
outside our schools so that we can buy
junk food like chickedees, mamee, ding
dang with some toys in it, 'Ti Kam',
ice-cream and we would play games like
monopoly, uno, old maid, and all other
card games like that...
another fun time would be during
Pendidikan Jasmani. the boys would
play football while the girls would
play netball... and it would be like we
were playing in the world cup...
but of course. the best would be main
guli, batu seremban, bottlecaps, ice-
cream sticks, 'Pepsi Cola one-two-
three', Cops and Robbers, main aci
duduk,getah... and for the not so
active, those kind of 'book games'
where
we would use buku latihan to draw and
ask our friends to play... and also dot
(titik) where its like conquering the
other party's dots? we use brains too
rite :D
do you remember the popsicles (ice-
cream tubes) which are actually ice and
colouring that are sold for 10 to 20
cents.. the colourful ones.. where you
usually bite off the top to glup it
down.orange tastes b best..
what about days when we felt like doing
naughty things such as folding papers
so small to make 'lastik' amd shoot
each other... how about throwing
chalks??
back then, micheal jackson was just
turning white.. and still had albums
coming out.. compared to CD's, we were
listening to casette tapes that sold
for RM9.90...
in computer class, we were still using
black and white computer moniters..
played 'Atari'... maybe SEGA or
NINTENDO...
well, are we all getting older or what?
1) if you understand what you have read
and you are smiling...
2) we have friends from school that are
already married...
3) we shake our heads everytime we
see high school students fussing about
their handphones in school..
4) we don't hang on phone with our
friends for hours a day talking about
nothing...
5) when we meet back with our friends
from time to time, we feel excited and
happy talking about old times, the
funny 'adventures' or stories that we
experienced as a kid..
6) last but not least, that when you
read this, you would think of all the
happy & sad memories that you have
experienced when you were still a kid
and would think of forwarding this to
your old friends that you have known
since forever... i'm sure they would
have a huge smile on their face after
reading this.....
7) im pretty sure we all miss our
school life
we're all getting old ;P
Bangunan Pusing2 (dubai)
Friday, June 19, 2009
Berani ker korang tinggal/kerja
kat bangunan macam ini...
kat bangunan macam ini...
Sedarlah anak2 muridku....
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
Di India malah di kebanyakkan negara yang lain, anak2 yang masihdibawah umur perlu berkerja untuk menampung keluarga mereka...
Pendidikan terpaksa diabaikan demi sesuap nasi....
Setiap anak2 tersebut sentiasa berharap untuk melangkah ke sekolah suatu hari nanti....
Tapi anda?
ponteng sekolah....
hisap rokok....
hisap dadah....
merempit....
bergaduh...
hisap rokok....
hisap dadah....
merempit....
bergaduh...
Wajarkah?????????????
Fikirkanlah untuk kebaikan anda di masa hadapan...
Berbaloi atau tidak
pergorbanan ibubapa anda?
Cuti Sekolah
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Buka mata- tutup mata... dah 2 minggu berlalu... cuti sekolah pun dan berlalu... cepatnya masa bergerak.... pas ini kena kembali mengajar... pegang kapur, tanda buku latihan budak, latih budak olahraga untuk kejohanan bawah 10 tahun bulan 7 nanti...
Yang paling saya malas nak buat buku rekod mengajar.. kalau kantoi x buat kang kena bayar denda... rm 1000 kot... malas nyer....
Tapi yang paling best dalam dunia pendidikan ini ialah budak... yes budak... perangai budak memang kelakar... comel ada, pengotor ada, yang kuit mcm teddy bear pun ada...
so mcm mana pun kerja seorang pendidik memang seronok... kalau yang dididik berjaya x kisah la upsr sukan , ia satu hadiah yang cukup istimewa... kepada semua pendidik, jom kita sambung tugas kita dengan jayanya.. pas 4 bulan lagi kita cuti 50 hari lak... yer yer....
Yang paling saya malas nak buat buku rekod mengajar.. kalau kantoi x buat kang kena bayar denda... rm 1000 kot... malas nyer....
Tapi yang paling best dalam dunia pendidikan ini ialah budak... yes budak... perangai budak memang kelakar... comel ada, pengotor ada, yang kuit mcm teddy bear pun ada...
so mcm mana pun kerja seorang pendidik memang seronok... kalau yang dididik berjaya x kisah la upsr sukan , ia satu hadiah yang cukup istimewa... kepada semua pendidik, jom kita sambung tugas kita dengan jayanya.. pas 4 bulan lagi kita cuti 50 hari lak... yer yer....
Kartunis Petai..
Friday, June 12, 2009
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