Tag dari Padhlah  

Friday, May 29, 2009

1. Apa perasaan anda sekarang?
Mengantuk

2. Saya nak makan?
Belum.. X ada mood nak makan.

3. Saya tak suka?
Dileter

4. Impian saya?
Nak jadi jutawan...

5. Haiwan yang saya tak suka?
Ular, Biawak, Cicak, NYAMUK, Lalat, and byk lagi

6. Saya harapkan?
Saya dapat anak secepat mungkin....

7. Jika boleh putarkan masa?
Nak balik sek rendah... Zaman penuh bahagia

8. Saya pada 10 tahun akan datang?
Seorang guru DG 44 kot.

9. Handphone saya adalah sebuah?
Handphone. agaknya ini yang soalan minta

10. Saya pernah bercinta sebanyak?
1 kali sahaja...

11. Saya suka pada?
Samap lagi kalau bukan bini

12. Kawan-kawan saya..?
Semua best2.

13. Pernah dikhianati?
Byk kali....

14. Apa yang anda hendak lakukan terhadap orang yang mengkhianati anda?
Tuhan maha penyayang

15. Senaraikan 8 orang untuk di Tag
Lan botak...

Ina

Hamid

Joe

Ahmad

Lutfi

Kumar

Cikgu LIza PP

Cendawanitam

Papa Itam

Zam3585

dan

Semua member yang nama bermula dari Muhd/ Muhammmad....

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Pertandingan Memancing  

Thursday, May 28, 2009

Kelab Guru dan Kakitangan (SKSB) telah menajurkan pertandingan memancing di Kolam Memancing Kg Bandar... Saya ada join gak walaupun agak kekok dengan dunia memancing ini....

Bayaran: RM 36 / 3 jam (cagaran rm14) so byr dulu RM 50 nanti dipulang la bakinya...
Walaupun saya pinjam joran dari abg ipar saya, tetapi gaya sorang pemancing ikan memang adalah.. kata member....

Pemenang2 nya

1. En.Nassir bin Hj.Jaafar - Jenahak 2.5kg

2. Rizal Basiran- Jenahak 2.4kg.

3. Roslan (botak) - Jenahak 2.2kg


Ikan2 yang ditangkap


Frust x dapat ikan, baling joran dalam kolam.. Norren


saya ngan roslan... botak


saya ngan lan... gaya yang melampau2.. ikan x dapat2 gak


Pencapaian yang boleh dibanggakan


Gaya nyah dapat ikan



Abg Nasir... The Champ... Gaya seorang pemenang yng agak rilek

satu2nya peserta wanita... tapi yang tolong pancing husbandnya... Kak Zana


Mana ikan ini menyorok... Hampeh



Pemandangan Kolam....
Kawasan yang agak luas


Walauapapun... saya and empat geng lagi x dapat ikan seekor pun.... Frust, memang la frust... tapi pertandingan ini mempunyai objektif tersendri... bukan nak menang... tapi nak rapatkan hubugan antara member... so, kalah pun xpe... janji geng2 seronok...


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Why i no longer ride my bike...  

Tuesday, May 26, 2009


Clik to enlarge or open in new window..... Very nice....

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Tarikh2 Gaji Kakitgn Kerajaan  

25 Mei 2009

25 Jun 2009


23 Julai 2009


25 Ogos 2009


10 September 2009


8 Oktober 2009


25 November 2009


17 Disember 2009.

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Kelab Doktor Muda.  

Monday, May 25, 2009

Hari ini telah diadakah Pertandingan Kuiz Kesihatan Sek2 Rendah Daerah Kuala Langat di SK Bandar Banting... Boleh tahan juga la soalan2 kuiz ini... Rasanya budak Sek Men pun mesti terkebil- kebil nak jawab. En3 ni bukan nak cerita sangat pasal kuiz tu... yang nak cite kat sini yer la mgenai Kelab Doktor Muda Sek Keb Bdr Banting. Kelab ini menjalankan aktiviti di Bilik Kesihatan Sekolah. Mereka mengadakan pameran sempena Kuiz Kesihatan ini. Pameran yang diadakan memang menarik perhatian ramai guru dan peserta kuiz sek lain...


Gmbr2 aktiviti....


Bilik Rehat dan Pameran....


Sudut Pameran dan Pemeriksaan Mata


Sudut Carta dan Risalah

Ruangan doktor Muda


Carta Organisasi Bilik Kesihatan dan Doktor Muda


Laman Ilmu



Murid2/AJK Berpakaian alah dr.




Tahniah diucapkan kepada guru dan
murid (DR Muda) SKBB

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Love VS Brain  

Saturday, May 23, 2009

John was waiting for his love....


"30 minutes late!!", his brain shouted at him, "Last time you were 5
mins late and she had literally gobbled u up ... remember??"


"Yeah yeah", he said to his brain, "You know her ... all moody and
stuff .... oh there she is"

"Scold her OK?", his brain adviced.

"OK I will try"

Sweet Sheetal comes with the cutest smile and says "Im sorry honey ...
I was shopping for shoes .. totally forgot about you"

"What if you had said that line buddy?", shouted his brain .... "she
would have had a nervous breakdown"

John ignored his brain .. "Its OK honey .. its only half an hour .. no problem"

She smiled once again .. held his hand and asked "Hope you remember
what occasion is today"

"OMG!!!", thought John .....

"Brain ... search database for reminders, anniversaries, silly
anniversaries, birthdays and birthdays of people I dont care about"

Brain got into action ... he started delegating work to different
parts ... parallel processing .. multiple search .......... complete
memory scan.

Sheetal stared at John .... "Hello!! u have been staring at me for 2
minutes now ... u OK?"

"Huh!!!", he said, "Oh ... nothing's wrong .. was lost in thought"

"No records found", said the brain ...

"Damn!!", thought John

"So what say ... how do we celebrate this day?", she asked.

John is all confused ... "Ask her ...dumbo?". said the brain

"OK OK ...stop pushing me"

"Honey .. U know my lousy memory .. I guess I cant recall what today is"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT T!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!" , she shouted ... and started crying.

"How could you forget!! ..... its my doggy's birthday"


"!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!"

A moment of silence.

His entire brain staff was laughing at him.

John was dumbfounded.
"What the hell am I supposed to do know?", he asked his brain.

"Damage control sequence initialized ... dont worry our specialist
will comeback with the perfect line to make everything all right"

"Better do it fast ..brainy"

The brain was working at 90% capacity ..... gathering and analyzing all
data on 'How to handle women?'

Finally an answer was computed and communicated to John.

He looked up to her, and said "Of Course I remember your doggie's birthday
... how can I forget that sweet mutt's special day"

She looked up with utter surprise ...
"HUH!!!!!!! ....... Doggy is the name of my cat you jerk"

She stood up angrily and left.
John and his brain were left there clueless ....

"Ah! screw u guys .. I'm going home", said his brain and left.

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Be pOsItIve  

Be Positive Like This Boy

A beautiful Madam was having trouble with one of her students in 1st Grade class. Madam asked,'Boy. what is your problem?'

Boy answered, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 4th Grade!'

Madam had enough. She took the Boy to the principal's office. While the Boy waited in the outer office, madam explained to the principal what the situation was. The principal told Madam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his
questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed.

the Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.



Principal: 'What is 3 x 3?'
Boy.: '9'.


Principal: 'What is 6 x 6?'
Boy.: '36'.


And so it went with every question the principal thought a 4th grade should know. The principal looks at Madam and tells her, 'I think Boy can go to the 4th grade.'

Madam says to the principal, 'I have some of my own questions.

Can I ask him ?' The principal and Boy both agreed.


Madam asks, 'What does a cow have four of that I have only two of'?

Boy, after a moment 'Legs.'


Madam: 'What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?'

Boy.: 'Pockets.'



Madam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?

Boy.: Coconut


Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer, Boy was taking charge.

Boy.: Bubblegum


Madam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?

The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer..

Boy.: Shake hands



Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

Boy.: Tent



Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and took one large Patiala Vodka peg.

Boy.: Wedding Ring


Madam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

Boy.: Nose



Madam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

Boy.: Arrow


Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement?

Boy.: Fire truck



Madam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u don't get it, u have to use ur hand.

Boy.: Fork



Madam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

Boy.: SURNAME.


Madam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?

Boy.: HEART.



The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,

'Send this Boy to
University
I got the last ten questions wrong myself!
'

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PTK  

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Sekali lagi guru-guru akan menduduki peperiksaan PTK kali kedua pada tahun ini. Pada tahun ini terdapat format baru . Bagi calon - calon DG44 yang telah menduduki peperiksaan pd bulan Mac yang lalu dan ,mendapat keputusan 3,3 mereka boleh menduduki peperiksaan pada bulan Ogos ini sekali lagi namun jika keputusan masih lagi tidak cemerlang maka calon tersebut tidak dibenarkan untuk mengambilpeperiksaan lagi. Bagi calon yang mendapat keputusan 3,2/1,calon tersebut boleh mengambil peperiksaan sekali lagi untuk gred 3 itu sahaja dan akan pergi kursus untuk gred 2/1 selama tiga hari.
Bagi mereka yang gred 17/22/DGA29/DGA32/DG41 yang mendapat aras 3 boleh ambil peperiksaan sekali lagi .Bagi mereka yang mendapat aras 1/2 tidak layak menduduki peperiksaan pada bulan Ogos ini tetapi layak menduduki peperiksaan pada bulan Okt.
Nampaknya rakan -rakan yang cuba mengelak dari mengikuti kursus terpaksa jugalah menempuh ranjau ini walaupun perit.Saya doakan semua rakan guru akan mendapat kejayaan yang cemerlang seperti yang diidamkan.

(copy paste dari anak pertiwi)

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Some nice stories to read....  

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Married Couple..
A married couple in their early 60s was
celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little
restaurant.



Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared
on their table.



She said, 'For being such an exemplary married
couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will
grant you each a wish.



The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel
around the world with my darling husband.'


The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! -
two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.



The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this
is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come
again.



I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a
wife 30 years younger than me.'


The wife, and the fairy, were deeply
disappointed, but a wish is a wish.


So the fairy waved her magic wand and
poof!..the husband became 92 years old.


The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful
should remember.... fairies are female too..


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Sambutan Hari guru,,,,,  

Monday, May 18, 2009




















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Standout ­ With Tiger & Nuffnang Party  

About the Event

Most of us are too cautious of what others think of us and we tend to go along with the bandwagon in our lives. We blend in with the society because we do not wish to be perceived as different, fearing being an outcast. Most of us aren't aware that leaders and successful individuals are who they are because they're different. They're unique. They're Standouts!

Thus, it is important for all of us to realize that we shouldn't be confined to doing only what others are doing. We should all be standouts in life if we're to fully utilize our potential to do the things we are capable of in our lives. Nuffnang and Tiger has come together to create a moment where everyone is encouraged to standout in life. Welcome to Standout ­ With Tiger & Nuffnang Party , where everyone is outstanding in their own ways.

Getting Yourself Invited to the Party!

This exclusive party will only be open to invited bloggers only. An exclusive party like this will only be accessible by outstanding bloggers in Nuffnang. How outstanding? Well, you tell us and if we think you're outstanding enough, you'll be given a chance to show us what a standout you are in the party! Just follow 4 simples below and you'll be given a pair of invites to the party;

1. Tell us how outstanding you are in your blog. Tell us what a standout you are in your life by posting a blog post blog titled 'I'm a Standout in Life'. You can tell us how you can repeat the alphabet from back to front easily, count the distance from each planet in the solar system using your own formula, how you manage to lick your own elbow, ability to jump and eat chips at the same time. It could be anything! Tell us in text, pictures or/and videos! It's entirely up to you on how you want to standout!!

2. Once you're done with your blog post, send in an email to standout@nuffnang.com with the permalink (URL) of your blog post along with your full name.

3. Optional task – Embed the image below into your blog post. (image below). 5 random bloggers who are spotted with this image in their blog will be given a Nintendo DS Lite each just for being lucky!

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4. The first 100 bloggers who send in their entries will be given a pair of invitations each to this exclusive party. Priority will be given to Glitterati bloggers. Invitations will be sent out via email starting on the 29th of May (Friday) till 3rd of June (Wednesday).

Grand Catch for the Night

If your blog post is one of its kind, outstanding and unique, you may just end up in the Tiger Hall of Standouts!! If you're listed in the Tiger Hall of Standouts, you'll literally enjoy fame to your blog as your blog will listed in banner ads and this very microsite to promote your blog because you're a 'Standout In Life'!! You'll even be given a spot to put your handprint on during the Standout party just like the Hollywood walk of fame!

But wait! That's not all that awaits creative and outstanding bloggers as we're giving out a HP Notebook for the best written blog post and a special mystery prize for a not-so-outstanding blog post as well! But that's just the tip of the prizes as we're giving out lots more during the party!! Come show us what a standout you are by dressing up like one and one lucky gent might just walk home with a brand new Xbox 360 while the lucky lady will bring home a posh Coach handbag!!!

All in All

Aside from these grand prizes there are also lots of equally attractive prizes to be given out during games, questions and answers and a special auction held during the party. At Standout Party, we aim to have everyone to bring out the best in yourselves and truly standout in life. Start writing your blog post now for an unforgettable experience in life!

Quirky Facts About The Tiger Beer Limited Edition Bottle Designs

Tiger Beer commissioned two internationally acclaimed Asian artistes Rostarr (Romon Yang) and Tomas Goh to design its newly launched limited edition Tiger Beer bottles – Graphysics, Rise and Energy.

Internationally acclaimed Korean-American Rostarr´s design Graphysics is based on his signature cutting-edge graphics that fuses digital design and free painting. His design is a marriage of Graphics and Physics, creating a dynamic visual iconography.

Singapore-based Tomaz Goh´s design, Rise, on the other hand, reflects his thoughts on the state of the environment today. With the opinion that our world is fast deteriorating, the versatile Goh chose to use his design to urge mankind to "rise" against the threats of global deterioration of our environment and increase our recycling efforts.

The Energy design is inspired by the collective efforts of Asian artists such as Rostarr and Tomaz that are making an impact in the design worldtoday.

Graphysics, Rise and Energy are exclusively designed to represent the spirit and philosophy of Tiger Beer – a brand with bold character and identity!

Terms & Conditions Apply


STAND OUT!
WITH TIGER AND NUFFNANG

Date of Event : 6th of June 2009 (Saturday)
Time : 7pm till late
Venue : HQnine, TTDI Plaza, KL
Dress Code : Standout

Be a standout in the party and show us what's unique! Come as a million dollar princess, a snowman, a milk bottle, clown or whatever you can think is unique and is your style. If you do stand out enough, you'll be rewarded significantly during the party!!

Rewards for Standouts in Life

Pre-event

The Most Eccentric Blogger Award
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A HP Notebook

The In-Need-of-Self-Reflection Award
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Mystery Prize

The Lucky Attention Seekers
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Nintendo DS Lite x5

During event

Standout King
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Xbox 360


Standout Queen
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Coach Handbag

The Pacifier Suckers
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Mystery Prize

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Man Utd 2009 Premier League Champion  

Sunday, May 17, 2009

(Must Watch Videos)


Iam proud To be MAN UTD FAN






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Selamat Hari Guru 2009  

Saturday, May 16, 2009

GURU PEMBINA NEGARA BANGSA

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Bersedia melangkah megah
Walaupun sukar baktiku curah
Demi mu ibu pertiwi
Sumpah ku lafaz janji kukota


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Berikrar eratkan bangsa
Kukuhkan cinta kepada Negara
Berjasa terus berjasa
Menyebarkan ilmu tiada batasnya



Guru Pembina Negara Bangsa
Gagah perjuangkan visi Negara
Bangunkan jiwa yang pelbagai rupa
Demi agama dan nusa tercinta


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Guru Pembina Negara Bangsa
Tetap Unggul senadakan suara
Sehaluan menggapai matlamatnya
Cemerlang dan gemilangkan Malaysia


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SeLAMat hAri GUrU @ HapPy tEacHeRs dAy
2009


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